How to make a girl that has absolutely no interest in me, like me?

hmm well how about trying to see what she is into maybe you can relate t her somehow in somethings and you could talk to her about that instead of the fake haha's etc. It would be a good way to start getting to know her better and for her to get to know YOU most importantly. I hope this helps somehow but thats just what seems like the main prblem right here.